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hey girl sitting on a bench in the sun eating greek yogurt and not caring about all the Facebook tweets you be missing while you watch people ride bikes. yeah, I’m talking about me. I’m out there in the world, living to blog. experiencing all kinds o fnew things and then writing about them here!!

Have you guys ever gone to a wedding and danced? I did this weekend. It was awesome. the tunes were all like “hey, come on and dance wiht us” and I was like “OK.” It’s so much fun to dance, and way better than 8th grade you guys. Everything’s better than 8th grade. Except maybe high school. And starving to deaht.

Do you guys eat greek yoghurt? It’s like a special kind of yogurt. I don’t know maybe it was invented by Hercules or something and that’s why they call it greek yogurt. Anyway, it TOTALLY makes me regular. Not normal, normal is boring. But regular is good. Isn’t that so funny? Such a weird little thing with those words.

Ok it’s so gorgeous outside I’m going to stop blogging (till tomorrrow) and get out there and LIVE!

hey everyone, sorry I haven’t blogged in a  while. But I’m back, with a new list of things I like!!

1. Turpentine.
Why do I like turpentine? Well, for one it smells like grandpa. And then, for two I was painting a chair in the backyard this gorgeous chartreuse color, and I was like “I don’t want to throw this brush out” so I used turpentine to clean it, and now I can use the SAME BRUSH to paint the other chair a mauve color.

2. the 90s
I’m really into the 90s right now. what a fun time! I mean I was really little then, so i don’t remember much, but it still was pretty awesome. Who doesn’t like techno and bright neon colored pants? Also, I just discovered that Netlfix has EVERY EPISOde of BLOSSOM!! So fuN!

3. Lattes
This was a hard one to think of, because the first two things I like are just that awesome. But I’ve been going to coffeeshops a lot, and Sandra told me to try a latte, because she was like “You’ll like it a-lott-hey!” Don’t worry guys i totally punched her in the arm. But then I tried it, and she was RIGHT! It’s really great. Seriously. Try some latte sometime, you might like it. A lot. HEY!

SORRY I COULDN”T HELP MYESLF!

I’ve got some other awesome news, but I’ll have to blog about that tomorrow. See you tomorrow!

That’s right. I had some time so i thought I’d spend some time with you, my awesome readers (Who are telling their friends that I’m blogging again, right??). So how are things? what are you up to these days? That sounds cool.

Me? I’m hanging in there.

1. Rhonda is being a youknowwhat again, and it’s making me feel like i know too many mean people. you know?

2. Sandra thinks I need to be cool and chill out because Rhonda’s going through a tough time, but I don’t know, everyone knows working the drive thru at mcDonalds isn’t THAT stressful.

3. WAIT! for the first time ever I’m going to contradict myself for the first time EVER on this blog and say this: working the drive thru at mcD’s or wherever must be hard because it takes those people SO LONG to put a stupid cheeseburger and TWO NAPKINS in a bag! I mean, think of all the gas I”m wasting there, and all the smog I’m creating because someone is slow at making my order.

That makes me think that it’s more of an obstacle course than I think.

Ok Rhonda, all is forgiven. I’ll go to Wendy’s from now on.

I’ll blog you guys tomorrow and tell you how things go down.

OMG you guys it’s like sunny and warm outsidde. Which means I’m back at my regiment (new word) of self-improving!

1. I put air in my bike tires.

Some people think the first thing you need to do to get healthy is to ride a bike. WRONG. The first thing you need to do is put air in the bike tires, because otherwise its not going anywhere girlfriend. (I only use girlfriend like that when I’m writing here).

2. hanging out with Rhonda.

Rhonda is such a pain the keister (old word), but if I hang out with her I feel like a good person afterward. So even though I hate hearing about how much she works or how she needs to stop eating chocolate and that she’ll totally start after this kit kat, i just tell myself i’m doing it because it’s making me a better person.

3. hanging out with Patty and Josh and Sheila

Even though I made fun of them in thepast (and sometimes on this blog), I’m having a lot of fun with them now. Josh has the coolest bike pump. Sheila and Patty are definitely not as annoying as RHonda.

4. Eating meat

Now that my social life is back chugging along (old phrase), I’ve started eating meat agian. Because if you’re hanging out and want to get an appetizer, you really have to choose between tofu (gross) jalapeno poppers (sick) and chicken quesadillas. The quesadillas is an amazing creation, I think Pancho Villa should have won a Nobel Prize for inventing it. Plus you know what Chicken isnt’t that bad. WHo knows? Maybe I’ll have a burger made from real beef sometime soon (old school).

5. BLOGGING

Sorry I haven’t been bloggin g in a while, but with the weather so nice who has time to blog?? Just KIDDING! I love you guys!

Guess who’s back?? Once you’ve guessed ME, tell your friends!

Soo how’ve you been? I’ve just been you know living life and stuff. Really I think sometimes globbing gets in the way of just doing, you know? I guess though that globbing is a thing you do, so maybe I’m thinking too hard about this? I don’t know.

Ok that was a really confusing beginning to what should be a happy post for all my patient readers out there. Did you miss me? I missed me. And that’s why I’ve been gone. I decided to take some me time and work on myself. Here’s what I learned:

1. I gave up Wonderbread for a few months. I hadn’t really eaten it since I was a kid, but I just read an article on it and it is really gross how they make it. Did you know that it’s so fluffy because they pre-ferment the yeast? I mean, I’m not sure what that means, but gross. Ew. Anyway, I gave up all white bread and now I only eat sourdough or whole wheat, and sometime french bread.

2. I joined a gym! And it’s 24 hours! Now I can totally get up early and go work out! Ha ha Just kidding! I’m only going to work out when it’s convenient. Luckily, my new gym is totally into that.

3. IT’s been a warm winter, which is awesome, but I wanted to take up skiing not sunbathing and there’s been no snow and I don’t have a tan, so not sure what’s with that.

I was going to keep going with this list, but talking about white bread and the gym totally makes me want to work out. I’m going to go run on a treadmill. I hope Top Chef is on the tv! (My gym has tv’s by the treadmills you guys).

Glob at you laterz!

Hey everyone so sorry I haven’t blogged in a few weeks but its cold here and i’ve been busy thinking about why i can’t go outside! Not a big fan of the jet stream right now. But i’m globbing (for those of you who forgot i call blogging globbing, although i just typed it as bloggling so maybe i’ll say that). This blog is totally bloggling like a little blog thats cute right? seriously you guys you should tell your friends that i’m going to be globbing all the time now.

so what should I glob about? There’s a lot to talk about, people.

1. So I bought a french press the other day so i can make just as much coffee as I need. Besides its french. they make all the good stuff like cheese and crackers.

2. I also bought a kettle, so I don’t have to heat up my water in the microwave. Besides, microwaves scare me and stuff. Do you even know how it works? Rhonda says it shakes the water molecules really fast and that heats things up. Yeah, right. Rhonda also says the best Thai is at that restaurant called Thai Bo, but everyone knows the best Thai is from Thailand. Duh.

3. WHY IS IT SO COLD ITS LIKE SUMMER ALREADY! There I said it.

Ok thanks for reading my bloggling. I’ll glob at you later!

I was going to say sorry I haven’t globbed in a while but it’s been so long since i blogged i don’t think any of my followers would remember what I’m talking about!!!! Sorry people!!

So like whats new? Ive been busy with real life. Don’t you just hate how you want to have fun and then real life catches up with you? Like I was going to blog about how nice spring was and all of sudden bam summer showed up. ANd then I was goign to blog about hwo hard it is to be a vegetarian because people make soo much fun of you but then I accidentally ate chili with beef in it. Also I went to a baseball game and really wanted a hot dog. I know! Bad vegetarian! They make ones especially for us!

Then I was going to hang out with Sandra but now SHES a vegetarian and was there when I ate the chili and we got into a HUGE argument about who spilled chili all over her Lady Gaga CD (the good one, not the new one, she’s TOTALLY lost her edge). But then I told her it was a mistake, so we’re cool.

SO yeah I’m a vegetarian again. But enough about me, what are you doing for summer? Heres what Im doing:

1. Going to ride my bike more. Bikes are cool. And it saves on gas yo! Also I don’t have a car.

2. Cooking vegetables. I’m really stoked that the farmer’s market is going to start up! IMagine what kinds of vegetables I’m going to discover this year :)!

3. See a musical! I watched Jersey Boys when I visited my cousin in Chicago and it ROCKED me!!! I’ve got to see more!

So yeah ive got to go to work now, but as you can SEE and READ i’m back! Tell your friends!!

Soooooorry I haven’t blogged lately but I swear I’m not lazy. Srsly you guys gotta believe me. I was going to tell you what I’ve been doing but Rhonda my new “bff” thinks I’ve already done too many of those posts. Rhonda doesn’t even have a blog so I don’t know why she’s talking but anyway. I typed bff like “bff” before because she totally thinks we’re bffs but it’s so not true. How can I be bffs with someone who hates my blog? Seriously you guys I bet she doesn’t even read this.

Just to see if you are reading this Rhonda, here’s what I’ve been doing: Hanging out with my new bff Rhonda, watching scary movies (my new fav!), eating veggies (still a vegetarian! j/k i eat cheeseburgers too). Oh and I’m growing my hair out. 

You guys it feels so good to blog again. Next thing you know I’ll be globbing every day! yeah! The posts with the mosts! I’m back tell your friends!

It’s so hard to blog sometimes. You know what I really want? I really want people to read my blog and think it’s totally killer. Like, if my blog had a slogan, it would be this: READ MY BLOG, IT’S THE POSTS WITH THE MOSTS.

So my fair followers I’ve been spending time away from my computer and just really enjoying life:

1. Cooking - I’m still totally into vegetables, but the more I experiment with making my own veggie burgers the more I want to just go out and get a Big Mac. Especially during yoga I totally crave them but then I get done and I feel so good I don’t want to eat osmething like that. So I cook up some ramen instead.

2. Yoga - I’m turning into a yogi! Just kidding. And before you make any yogi bear jokes I’ve already heard them all. Whatevs!

3. Facebooking - I know I said I totally wanted to spend less time facebooking and more time blogging so I guess I’m a total failure. and I haven’t been blogging more. I eat out a little bit (if you don’t know what I’m talking about you should go back and read my old posts I know it’s along time between posts but it’s not that long you guys).

So yeah I haven’t been globbing but I’ve totally been busy with……..  A NEW SOCIAL MEDIA IDEA!

(Ever notice how media and idea almost have the same letters? It should be ideam and then it would totally be the same. just kidding that’s lame you guys.)

OK, back to my awesome ideam. It’s called PLUTTER. What’s PLUTTER? It’s such a good idea I had it while I was eating a lunch I made. In fact, I think it’s such a good idea, dear followers, that I think it deserves its own post.